Dale Miller ([info]skirtman) wrote,
@ 2009-04-12 16:55:00
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Ouch!

I tend, on occasion, to just go open the front door and look out at the world. I did that a few minutes ago and in the process stepped on a wasp. The wasp, following her natural instincts, stung me. It took a couple of seconds for this to register and then I began dancing around. I managed to plant my other foot on top of the wasp and she again reacted predictably. I think this is the first time I have ever had wasp stings on both of my big toes. Fortunately the pain doesn’t last long, but it’s a strange and interesting feeling.

 

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[info]noonthirtyfive
2009-04-13 05:56 am UTC (link)
:p "Strange and interesting" makes it sound like it was fun.

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[info]skirtman
2009-04-13 11:21 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't go so far as to say fun. I'd prefer not to repeat it, but having *both* toes reporting stings I think somewhat confused my brain so the sensation was odd.

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(Anonymous)
2009-04-14 01:23 am UTC (link)
Christ.

So I tell my friends that I am not going to buzz around the forest with them today on account of it looked like rain, and you know how Doris Wasp is such a frickin nag about hanging out with the guys. Doris' constant nagging was the real reason, but I'm not gonna tell the guys that, you know; they already think I'm wasp-whipped.

I've talked before about moving me and Doris out of the forest, and I thought today might be a good day to check out some real estate. So I'm buzzing around this door, trying to decide where a good place would be to start Doris' frickin dream home, when this guy swings open the g. d. door, apropos of NOTHING, and the breeze this makes sucks me down to he ground, where I land flat on my frickin ass!

Oh, but we're not done yet. Then this guy is all like 'eew, a wasp!', and I'm all like, 'eew, a dude!', and then he's all like 'I hate wasps!', and I'm all like, 'I hate dudes, bitch!', and then he freakin STEPS ON ME!

So I'm all like, 'bring it, bitch', and I sting him. Just as I expect, he gets off me, and just as I am collecting myself, moaning over my hurt ass and wings, don't you just know bitch is all like, 'ooh, I still hate wasps' and stomps on me AGAIN!! So I'm like, 'STOP STEPPING ON ME!' and he's all like, 'I'm not gonna stop stepping on you, woo-woo!', and I'm like, 'you mess with Vinnie Wasp, and you better bring reinforcements!', and I sting him again!
This time, he gets off and runs back in the house, and I fly crookedly back home, ignore Doris Wasp, grab a Ginsu out the kitchen and fly back there cos I'm gonna cut him, and don't you know, he won't come back out! I think he saw the knife and got scared, you know? So I'm all circling his door and throwing myself at the windows, I go out back and wait there, and...nothing.

So I fly home, and have to listen to Doris' mouth for the next three hours, and the guys come back from the forest and I leave with them to the bar, and Doris is all like 'don't you go to the bar!' and I'm like, 'watch me, bitch!', and now I'm really hurting and I have to sleep out on the branch tonight on account of Doris locked me outta the house, so I got nothing better to do but write about it to vent some. And I'm thinking it's a damn good thing this dude don't got no blog too, cos then I'd be like, 'blog war, bitch! It's ON!'

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(Anonymous)
2009-04-24 06:08 am UTC (link)
Oh, my humour's not *that* bad. Come back.

;-)

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